Is this good enough?
Rev. Jesse Lee Peterson rocks, an actual Reverend Reverend!
Jesse Jackson calls himself Rev., and has a bastard kid from his mistress while married. Disgraceful.
Al Sharpen, called Rev. and has a young slinky blond he's whoring around with. Disgraceful.
Peterson socked it to the MSM, good job!
Morgan (the name of a girl and a car) had to concentrate to keep from peeing his pants...