"So I asked every classmate I met at our 30th reunion, many of them Political Science majors, if they ever met, or saw, or heard of Obama. The answer was a resounding NO from every one of them. I asked if they found this strange, or worried how this was possible? They all answered YES. I asked if they thought it was possible to be a Political Science major and never meet a fellow major in our small classes? They all gave me a very strange look and answered NO. So I asked, How could this be possible? Can you explain this? No one had an answer."
Easy answer, Imus used to do a skit long ago called the Columbia School of Live Auditions. Barry probably could have graduated. Why? Because the last skit I heard before they told him to knock it off was: if you want to get a diploma show up at 2PM and bring the goat.