Besides Leviticus 11:7, JPS: "And the swine, because it has a split hoof, and is cloven-footed, but cheweth not the cud, it is unkosher for you."
I’m not Jewish, so the Kosher laws don’t apply to me. Besides, a life without bacon would not be worth living.
Bacon, bacon, bacon
You just cut the hoofs off. Viola, clean as a shwissle.