[Ha Ha Thats Very Logical]

Y’all are stupid!

Keen scientific mind at work, there.

[Tailgunner Joe]

Hey do you think you can find even one scientist who explains how soft tissue could possibly last scores of millions of years? Even one single experiment? Any shred of scientific evidence? Anything at all?

I doubt too many scientists would go out on a limb like that, they wouldn't want to look stupid! You don't mind, though, because you are not a scientist, you are a nobody, so you don't care about your reputation. You have the luxury to say whatever stupid unscientific garbage you want anonymously on the internet!