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To: marktwain

An American “astronaut” in 2013 is sort of a joke that sums up the state of our collapsing nation.

How will this “astronaut” get into space? Jumping? Flapping his arms?


23 posted on 03/12/2013 7:42:58 PM PDT by Travis McGee (www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
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To: Travis McGee

How will this “astronaut” get into space? Jumping? Flapping his arms?

Uhhh no...the once proud nation of America now pays the Russian’s to send our astronauts up to our Space Station.

Another form of Re-distribution of wealth re: Agenda 21.


25 posted on 03/12/2013 7:50:59 PM PDT by Captain7seas (Fire Jane Lubchenco and John Pistole.)
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To: Travis McGee

He got there flapping his mouth and marrying Giffords!


28 posted on 03/12/2013 8:57:24 PM PDT by True Republican Patriot (May GOD SAVE OUR AMERICA from ALLAH and his Prophet, HUSSEIN OBAMA!!)
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To: Travis McGee

NASA is testing a new launching procedure...

It involves eating some of the outstanding Tex-Mex in the area, holding your breath the next morning and lighting a fart...

The ascent performance guys over at the propulsion test division are looking into this...


39 posted on 03/13/2013 6:51:50 AM PDT by stevie_d_64 (It's not the color of one's skin that offends people...it's how thin it is.)
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To: Travis McGee
How will this “astronaut” get into space? Jumping? Flapping his arms?

Let's drop him from 40K feet and find out.

40 posted on 03/13/2013 7:54:11 AM PDT by ScottinVA (Gun control: Steady firm grip, target within sights, squeeze the trigger slowly...)
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To: Travis McGee
An American “astronaut” in 2013 is sort of a joke that sums up the state of our collapsing nation.

How will this “astronaut” get into space? Jumping? Flapping his arms?




Jose Jimenez is a leg up on Mark Kelly.
49 posted on 03/13/2013 10:50:23 AM PDT by Nowhere Man (Whitey, I miss you so much. Take care, pretty girl. (4-15-2001 - 10-12-2012))
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