[GregNH]

I damn near choked on my lutefisk.

I would naturally choke on lutefisk.....just saying.

[Kenny Bunk]

I would naturally choke on lutefisk.

Well, there's always Surstremming. It is the caviar of rotted and seriously caustic cured Scandinavian marine products. Serve the Surstremming on a hard rye cracker and immediately chase with a jelly jar full of akvavit. On second thought, skip part A.