You read too much crap from Dr. Conspiracy. I beat the sh*t out of him (and his little flying monkeys) regarding that argument years ago.
George Washington was a Natural born subject of His Majesty King George III. You cannot argue that Washington was a "natural born citizen" of a Non-Nation entity. Such entities can't grant citizenship status. Only a country can do such.
Now you need to shut the f*** up and not say another word about how he is really a "natural born citizen" of a nation which didn't exist for another 44 years. The argument is sophist and asinine.
Great post!