There may be an “Amber Alert” in Menendez’s future!
Menendez must be in a frazzle-—since the exposure cut off his sex life. LOL.
BTW, the buzz in DC is that Sen Menendez is helping Dr Melgen get back on the federal gravy train.
THE STORY SO FAR Dr Melgen’s eye practice is just about kaput what with all the Menendez scandals-—but not to worry.
Melgen is refocusing his medical skills on a new surgical specialty. Melgen is being board certified in vaginal rejuvenations-—aka “The Wrigley Procedure”-— doubles the pleasure and doubles the fun, and lasts longer, too
However vaginal rejuvenations are done w/ a caveat-—there’s a slight chance-—1 in 100,000,000-—that the unthinkable could happen when a vagina is rejuvenated (lined w/ guar gum).
So doctors board certified in vaginal rejuvenations are also trained in castration and penile extraction techniques.
Menendez made sure Obamacare will cover every procedure.
ROTFLOL.