“I do not have a heroin problem. It’s also not my problem that I want more heroin. It’s other people’s problem that they won’t give me money to buy heroin, because they are bad people, so I have to take it from them. But I have no problem with that, either.
“I have cut back on my heroin use. In between times of taking heroin I do not take heroin, which is the same as a cutback, and it is essential that I take heroin in between the times I am taking heroin, until I am taking more heroin all the time.”
ROFL. That is too funny (and true).