One day, I caught one of those handicap types parking
in one of our spots far from the store entrance.
I kicked her ass.
One day while I was at the post office, I noticed a car with a disabled tag hanging from the window pull into a handicapped parking space. A perfectly healthy young lady got out of her car and I yelled at her, "Hey, what do you think you're doing? That's for handicapped people," and I went over a punched her out.
Boy, was I embarrassed when her mother got out of the other side with her walker ...
thanks a lot. I’m disabled and I spit up my coffee laughing. Definitely joke of the day.
ROFL. +1 interwebs for you.