[Revolting cat!]

You don’t know what the word ‘illiterate” means (and you must be the author of the peace - spelling to be understandable to you.)

[Yardstick]

Uh, yeah man, I’m the author of the piece and stuff.

/huge sarcastic eye roll because I realize I’m dealing with an idiot

[Yardstick]

Revolting illiterate!, where have you gone?

Surely you have a comeback.