I dunno. The thought of spending eternity with a bunch of sanctimonious born-agains doesn't really sound too appealing. Maybe Hell in a smoky bar with like-minded sinners might be more fun.
We are not all smug and sanctimonious. :)
We have no need for sanctimony because the job of conviction is not ours.
If everybody is wearing a white shirt and you're wearing red ... yeah ... I guess you wouldn't want to hang with that crowd ...
unless you change your shirt.