Obama would apologize.
The chattering classes would all be wringing their hands and trying to understand why the Japanese hate us.
Work place violence strikes again
Univ of Hawaii professors would declare, “The USS Arizona was stuffed full of Little Eichmanns...!” Obama would apoligize for provoking Japanese.
Then it would be shown that the US State Department had known of the approaching Japanese task force for MONTHS, and that the White House had paid for all the Japanese equipment used in the attack.
...it would be described as an “Unfortunate industrial accident in setting-up for the upcoming Fourth-of-July fireworks display”.
FDR would advertize on Tokyo radio that he had nothing to do with the Laurel and Hardy sketch that undoubtedly was responsible for the massive plane vs. ship pileup in the harbour.
A few days later the FBI would arrest Charlie Chaplin.
Hull would emphatically deny that the US government had anything to do with the movie but would promise victims of the attack and their relatives that actor Peter Lorre, who portrayed Mr. Moto, a Japanese detective, the writer John P. Marquand, who created the character, and producer Sol Wurtzel would be prosecuted and punished. He would also assure listeners that an ongoing investigation of the attack is underway.
Asian Spring...
Hey, you’re being watched by the DUmmies and they don’t like your humor. I think you’re going to make them cry...
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