Zenith Press Association
December 11, 2012
The body of retired Army General and former CIA head, David Petraeus, was found yesterday in Washington’s C & O canal after it was snagged by a 13 year old boy when he snagged it while fishing.
Petraeus, who had been granted congressional immunity for his testimony on the circumstances surrounding the murder of the 4 Americans at the Benghazi consulate earlier this year, failed to appear at the December 6th hearing.
It was reliably reported that he told key House Intelligence Committee staffers that he was ready to “come clean” and “do the right thing.”
Due to the high profile nature of this case, Attorney General Eric Holder has put the FBI in charge of the investigation. The body, found with an estimated 300 pounds of steel weights tied to it with steel cables and over 6 bullet wounds, was sent to the FBI Forensics Lab for examination.
While an expedited full autopsy report is expected in 2 to 3 days, a high level FBI spokesman declared at a press conference that “This looks like a clear case of suicide to us.”
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Clearly a suicide, comrade. Let’s move on to the people’s business now, shall we?
Definitely suicide. Just like the DC Madam and her appointment secretary. Just like Vince and just like Mary Pinchot Meyer.