[JustSayNoToNannies]

The argument for the right to do A in private because it was in private is deceptive and false.

Submitted for your consideration - someone who seems to accept the "in private" argument:

'Has nothing whatsoever to do with “bedroom behavior.” It’s the public in your face and down our kids throats behavior that is intolerable. Keep it off our public squares, out of our playgrounds, out of our parks, out of our public restrooms, off our streets, out of our schools, out of our churches, off of our TV, out of our movies, out of our judiciary, out of our military, out of our government and out of our faces!! Take it back to your private bedrooms. Thankyouverymuch!!'
- Jim Robinson, 05/26/2011

[count-your-change]

And? When you have nothing to add, adding a quote that neither supports your contentions nor is understood by you is still nothing.

But no fears, we’ve plenty of room for nothing here.