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Only a few days until the election and polls show that 4% of all voters are still undecided.In a close election, these undecided voters will determine who becomes our next President.

Here is a list of the top 10 questions that are uppermost in the minds of the remaining undecided voters:

1. Who is this Obama guy?
2. Who is he running against?
3. Can I vote for Justin Bieber?
4. I voted in 2008, why do I have to vote again?
5. Who did I vote for in 2008?
6. I voted for the black guy in 2008. Is he running again?
7. Isn't Honey Boo Boo the cutest thing?
8. Some guy named Gallup called me last week and asked who I supported. Does that mean I have already voted?
9. Will Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson get back together?
10. What is an election?

I’d add

11. Who was eliminated in DWTS?

12. Is Kardashian getting married?