I’m convinced Dennis Miller wrote those jokes. Totally his style and he’s been campaigning with Romney this week.
I think you are on to something. His style for sure.
Reflecting on Mitt’s performance, I wouldn’t be surprised if Miller also taught him some stuff about delivery and timing.
That also reminded me of Miller.
I agree. Miller knows how to kill it.
I agree. Dennis Miller all the way! Love it!
Did they feature Miller at the convention? If so, I missed it. Anyway, Romney delivered those lines with almost professional skill. And it WAS a roast. How did Obama do?
I wonder what lines ended up on the cutting room floor. I always wanted to write jokes for the Al Smith dinner. Let me give it a shot:
Harry Reid once said of Barack Obama, “It’s amazing. 25 years ago he would have been serving us coffee.” Not accurate Harry. 3 months from now he’ll be serving himself coffee and wondering what happened.
We all saw Joe Biden try to use the old “You’re no Jack Kennedy line” against Paul Ryan in their debate. Of course Ryan never could be like Jack. Paul has too much respect for his wife.
Speaking of that Kennedy mystique, can’t you just picture Teddy cheering President Obama’s re-election from beyond Mary Jo’s grave.
It’s getting close to Halloween and the President’s daughters need costumes. May I suggest Want and Envy. The First Lady can be the Ghost of One-term Democratic President’s future.
Speaking of one-term Presidents. How about a shout out to Jimmy Carter. Keep those peanuts warm Jimmy. We’ve got a human who needs a habitat.
Some say President Obama is half white. Others say half black. Can’t we just settle on half assed.
I talked to one black girl who said she was voting for the President because he is black. Some people would call that racism, but I like to see that kind of Solidarity. Solidarity being her first name.
Hillary Clinton say the buck stops with her. But only when Michelle is out of town.
Democrats have learned a lot from their past mistakes. You know, Dukakis and Mondale.
Speaking of Dukakis, the media could learn a lesson from him as well. They’re both in the tank.
Somebody caught me on tape saying I don’t give a flying crap about 47% of America. Clearly I misspoke. There are alot of ways I could spin this. But here’s my favorite: President Obama is losing to me in the latest Gallup even though I straight up admitted I don’t give a flying crap about 47% of America. Imagine what would happen if I didn’t express sneering contempt for the public.