Chill out tiger. Get a sense of humor (even if it isn’t mine).
I’m not contradicting the story at all. The Kevin Bacon reference and the blowjob reference relates to the dem way (thanks Bill Clinton).
Not a very funny joke, just a dem cultural reference. What are you, a nun or something? Sheesh.
The coincidences listed in my post are serious issues and your joke brought the level to one of ridicule.
I have a sense of humor; I am neither a nun nor a prude and I can joust with the best of jokesters, "tiger".