[Big Horn]

How do you get on disability and food stamps and all those goodies?

[American Dream 246]

How do you get on disability and food stamps and all those goodies?

Ha...I was asking myself the same question. Pride or not I am not so sure I would say no to such a sweet deal!!! BUT I would still vote republican. Dumb and dumber. Seriously - I was born in France. I can tell you that this story is true in France anyway. I am so sure obama worked hard to make it true here also. That's his for ever voting base.

[nascarnation]

How do you get on disability and food stamps and all those goodies?

Since I'm retired, I sometimes watch a bit of daytime tv. Shows like Maury and Springer are full of adverts from attorneys soliciting SSDI claims. It's lucrative for them to take these cases forward.

"You've paid into this program your entire working life, now it's time to get the benefits you are owed"

Once you're on SSDI, I believe you are automatically eligible for food stamps and Medicaid. If you're on food stamps, you get an Obamaphone.

[cableguymn]

Ask the Obama phone lady..

Disability. Fake some sort of mental disorder. Hard to prove you don’t have it. Or live at McDonalds. Being fat will work. (gets you a parking permit for your new Focus as well)

Food stamps? Apply, quit your job first.

Other goodies? Once you get one goodie flowing, the others are easy. If you qualify for one, you pretty much qualify for all of them.