[Albion Wilde]

"HOMOPOTUS"
Don’t look now, but you just coined a new term. For “Chaz” Bono.

I see where you're going with that, but it's inaccurate, because 'POTUS" is a common acronym meaning "President of the United States", which I feel fairly certain you do not want Chaz Bono to run for.

How about HOMOPOTAMUS?

[KGeorge]

MUCH better! (cadence, esp) Thanks.