[mkjessup]

“Take deep breaths. Count to 10.”
That is good advice my swarthy friend. Take it. Live well here in America.

So tell me my new online friend, how do you rate the asylum in which you reside? Are the meals well prepared? Do the orderlies beat you when you soil yourself? I hear that in America they turned most of you mentally disturbed citizens loose, how is it you managed to remain behind? Did you provide 'favors' (har har) to some of the more depraved hospital staff? Inform on the other inmates?

You can tell me, nobody here but just us. Do you have Amish patients sharing the facilities with you? They abhor modern conveniences, perhaps you can avail yourself of the extra items they have no use for?

[aMorePerfectUnion]

You are becoming more disjointed in your thinking as this exchange advances. I do hope you will find peace here in our country and be able to put behind you the traumas of that part of the world.

[aMorePerfectUnion]

” I hear that in America they turned most of you mentally disturbed citizens loose, how is it you managed to remain behind?”

I mistook you for already arriving in America. Clearly I was wrong, you are still planning your immigration here.