[freedomlover]

Freepers tend to lose their firearms in boating accidents, so they may not be good sources.

Just last week I lost an entire reloader. And all the supplies. My wife told me I didn’t need to bring all that on our canoe trip but NOOOOOOO I wouldn’t listen.

[Billthedrill]

The trouble is that it's such a traumatic experience that most of the victims can't even remember what body of water they were in at the time.

That's it. Ban bodies of water.