lol! A Paulite judge would order eveyone in the country to submit to anal sex and especially the children. Christians would be ordered to serve as America’s abortionists. Shira law would be in effect and chopping off Christians heads would be found merciful.
We’d have to call that a tax. The Anal Sex Head Chopping Tax found Constitutional by John Roberts who was appointed by George Bush. Fortunately he found it unconstitutional under commerce but legal as a tax. Silver linings.
Reminds me that John Roberts is a Catholic and Catholics are socialists.