You will vote for whoever is the Republican nominee if I have to come over there, put your head in a headlock, drag you to the voting booth and push your nose into the lever. It is the least I can do to keep you from crying and carrying on like a little girl after Zer0 gets reelected.
And if Romney wins in a landslide and succeeds in advancing global warming, gay "rights," nationaized health care, and activist judges, and succeeds because moderate Republicans, the GOP-e, and Democrats will outnumber conservatives in Congress, and who will all be able to point to Romney's win as a "popular mandate for his style of progressive governing," who is going to be "carrying on like a little girl" then?
"But we meant to vote against Obama!!! We didn't vote for this!!"
Yes, you DID. Whether you meant to or not.