Freepers:
TV channel: Military
Fast food restaurant: Can of uncooked chili from 7-11
Car: Hummer
Coffee: Black with scotch chaser
Gaming system: Hunting & Killing
Sport: Thunderdome
DUmmies:
TV channel: OWN
Fast food restaurant: Starbucks
Car: Moped
Coffee: Venti-mocha-triplecaf-organic-rainbow sprinkled-nonfat whip cream-double foofoo-razzmatazz with weed chaser.
Gaming system: See Pee Wee Herman
Sport: Occupying stuff
Car: Smart (Death Trap)