[Have Ruck - Will Travel]

A little advice from an ol’ Mississippi boy on moving down to God’s Country.

Things to bring with you when you move South:

1. A friendly attitude
2. A good smile

Things to leave behind:

1. All whiney-a**ed comments about, “well, up north we did it this way.” We don’t really care.
2. Any stupid ideas you might have about how you are going to change things for the “better”.

More advice can be found here:

http://wilk4.com/humor/humorm110.htm

Ya’ll have a good ‘en now.

[HiTech RedNeck]

Here's one of the funniest: There are no delis. Don't ask.

I guess Kentucky really is Yankee. Lexington KY has honest to corned beef delis. Actually Google shows that they are spotted, rarely, even in Mississippi. Usually they masquerade as such things as co-ops and Jimmy John Sandwich Shoppe. But you need Google (or Bing) to ferret them out. The Yellow Pages just won't do.