You’re still taking up oxygen here. No one handed a 17 year old a baby. The first image they have to show us of zero with Stanley Ann Dunham is when he was at least two and a half or three years of age.
WHERE WAS HE BEFORE THAT?
Really? THATS the basis of your evidence? That you haven’t seen a picture of Obama as a baby with his mother?
Have you considered getting a hobby? Going out and meeting girls or something? Maybe a bowling league?