I’ve been around here a very long time, and this ranks at the very top of the most absurd and selfish things I’ve read on this site.
I can’t be bothered to figure out if you’re a troll or not, and frankly don’t care.
Shame on you.
I’m sorry you’ve taken offense. None was offered.
As for your shaming, I reject it, and stand in fine company.
Please don’t let my personal boundaries trouble you further.