Maxwell Smart for sure, or “Double Naught Spy” Jethro Bodine.
He never spent a day in the military or LE, so I’m guessing he was not in the CIA either, so he’s just a nobody wannabee gumshoe freelance writer for hire. With a cool website named “Intelwire!” Whoah!
Yeah, right. And I'm available to work as a ballerina or an NFL defensive lineman.
McGee BTT. I find the thing a little creepy, to be honest. "Patriot Movement"? Turner Diaries? Somebody is doing some serious fantasizing here and it ain't healthy. And no, I don't think he's read the books.
You should have told him about the coded messages you put in the paragraph headings. Could have kept him busy for months. ;-)