I’m thinking I might want to riot.
Since George is half-white, if he’s railroaded I might want to do some sort of `No Justice, No Peace’ thing, but I’ve never participated in a riot.
Is there a list of rules or a protocol to follow? Someone should be in charge of sending out riot invitations you would think.
Can we all meet at Sears? There are a lot of nice tools and power equipment I might like to have, but cannot afford.
So, do we just sort of mill about, grumbling, shaking our fists and shuffle our feet. March back and forth? Maybe shout some stuff/chant some slogans?
Who starts things off—just any old hothead? What do we do first—Throw a trashcan through plate glass?
What if something comes up and I can’t make it? Do I RSVP?
Just sayin’
As soon as the riots start, I am planning to take a Snap-On Tool Truck and must keep my plans top-secret.
But I can help you. Have you bought a Hoodie yet? Had all your teeth redone in gold? Are you listening to RAP music 24/7? what about your tattoos? The $250 basketball shoes? Had any illegitimate children? Gotten your Food stamp card?
Check in when you have completed these preliminaries .... and work on the tan big time, OK? If you do not understand ... I mean are not jiggy wit my instructions ./.. do a dime bag of crack and get back to me.