I can personally vouch for adding #14b, which is to sit quietly for your tetanus shot before beginning your 10-day regimen of antibiotics.
THAT’s funny, MfM! I’m going to steal that one and add it in, with proper attribution, of course. I can’t remember which cat site I found that on, but if I do, your #14b will be famous. Thanks.
14. Get spouse to drive you to emergency room; sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm, and removes pill remnants from right eye. Also, be quite still for your tetanus shot before beginning your 10-day regimen of antibiotics (MfM). Stop by furniture shop on way home to order new table.