[apillar]

Don’t you—and others—ever get tired of trotting out that nonsense? It’s not original and it’s not clever. And I doubt that any of you would bring up such idiocy if ever questioned by an LEO.

Well, you are absolutely right about the second part at least, I would never "bring up such idiocy to LEO" because I would refuse to answer any of his/her questions in the first place.

[OldPossum]

OK, let’s take it to the next step. What are you going to tell the judge? Nothing, I guess.

Then, we move on to the trial. Unless you bought all your guns “off record” you will have a helluva problem, Mac. Perjury is your last resort, I suppose, and we know where that leads.