>>If I thought Santorum could actually laugh about it, he’d come up several notches in my estimation. As it is, I find him such a holier-than-thou stuffed shirt, I expect he’ll be deeply offended.
Boston conservative talk host Howie Carr joked to him, “I’d go to church” (he’s Catholic too) “but I have a special dispensation from the Pope.”
Rick could have laughed and said, “Well, maybe it’s time to go anyway, you never know...” Instead, he seemed...annoyed...
—A priest bumped into him in Rome. Groucho drops his cigar. He bends down to pick it up and says, “Jesus Christ!”
The priest smiles and takes a cigar out of his pocket and hands it to him. He says, “Groucho, you just said the
secret word.”
Husband and wife pastoral team are out on the road. Husband has to go home early. Wife says, “Honey, if I don’t make it back, there’s a box in the closet. Open that box.”
Husband goes home. Curiosity gets the better of him. He opens the box, just as the wife walks through the door. Husband says, “I’m sorry, I couldn’t help but look. And I don’t get it. There are three eggs and a stack of $100 bills. What gives?”
Wife says, “Well, precious, on the days you went up to the pulpit, and you had a bad sermon, I’d come home, take the carton out of the frig, and put an egg in the box. So, every time you ‘laid an egg’, I put one in the box.”
Husband smiles...”Wow! Not bad! 25 years of preaching, and I only had 3 bad sermons! Cool!....but...what’s the stack of $100 bills for?”
Wife says, “When you get to a dozen, you gotta sell...”