“If he picks up another matress company, they could be in trouble.”
Well, they could get Sandy “Mattressback” Fluke to shill for them.....
Sleep train will set up a phoney press conference with Fluke demanding health care cover a bed to have sex on.
This stuff reminds me of a song I learned a long time ago, in the Army, in Japan.
It is sung to the tune of “SECRET LOVE.”
Once I had a secret love,
Who said she loved me passionately.
When I tried to buy her love,
She said her love to me was free.
When I asked her why her love was free,
She said, SN mattress sponsors me.
Last night we were on Channel Four.
And my secret love’s no secret, anymore.