Yo mama so fat, her soup bowl has a lifeguard.
Yo mama so fat,when she goes to church,she sits next to everybody.
Yo mama so fat,when she jumped in the air she got stuck.
These jokes rocks....
Yo mama is so fat her blood type is Ragu
Yo mama is so fat her BMI is measured in acres
Yo mama is so fat she was baptized @ Sea World
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out
Yo mama so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing