"Hey baby, I see you have a little dog poopie on your shoes!"
There’s two solutions to this. One is to be like the British Royal Family. Another is to learn 400 words of Icelandic, fly out to Iceland and celebrate diversity in a good way.
The third solution is to reopen the closed US Navy Air station at Keflavik and ship in about 10,000 single American sailors, Marines, and Airmen ;)
"Hey baby, I see you have a little dog poopie on your shoes!"