Well, I wouldn't want to deprive you. So here goes:
"Orly Taitz is a lunatic attention whore who couldn't properly write a brief if Chief Justice John Roberts dictated it to her verbatim."
Feel better? :)
Yes, thank you. Sort of like an apple a day...
I would point out that Lincoln said of Grant, "I can't spare this man, he fights."
He also said after someone pointed out that Grant drank a lot, "Find out what whiskey he drinks and send all of my generals a case, if it will get the same results."
Orly is shrill and socially inept, but she puts up more of a fight than many "natural born" Americans.