Mayor of Crazy Town
Posted on 01/14/2012 7:27:09 PM PST by Absolutely Nobama
When one chooses to waste his valuable time on God's green (and not to mention cooling) earth by speaking to a Paultard, without fail, the following words will be spoken or typed:
"Only Ron Paul....."
"Ron Paul is the only....."
The above lines are usually followed with an absurd claim, like "Only Ron Paul understands the Constitution!" or "Ron Paul is the only Republican candidate who can break Wayne Gretzky's scoring records while teaching Gordon Ramsay how to cook!". (Some of the more hardcore cultists would never take their political savior's name in vain and only refer to the old Jew hater as "Dr. Paul". Yes, that's as creepy as it sounds.)Usually, this is always my cue to go into Verbal Assault Mode. To me, nonsensical rambling like this is like Wolverine's claws against Glenn Beck's chalkboard at its best and narcotics-induced insanity at its worst. I can tolerate a whole lot of things, but attempts by a mental deficient to spread vapid propaganda are not among them.
However, today is different. Today, I'm feeling intellectually lazy. In fact, I feel so intellectually lazy that I'm going to lower myself and use Paultardspeak. Ready ? Here we go:
•Only Ron Paul is mentally ill enough to think Iran should have nuclear weapons.
•Ron Paul is the only Republican candidate who voted to repeal Don't Ask, Don't Tell.
•Only Ron Paul thinks traditional marriage shouldn't be defended by a Constitutional amendment.
•Ron Paul is the only Republican candidate that thinks 9/11 was America's fault.
•Only Ron Paul thinks anarchist (and Cindy Sheehan's main squeeze) Screwy Lewy Rockwell is a genius.
•Ron Paul is the only Republican candidate who teamed up with the detestable Bawney Fwank to gut the military under the direction of Reichsfuhrer $oros's Progressivevik minions.
•Only Ron Paul thinks legalizing heroin and prostitution are Conservative values.
•Ron Paul is the only Republican candidate who's as vile as Mitt Commie and former Obama sycophant Jon Huntsman.
•Only Ron Paul is willing to be seen with Space Man Dennis Kucinich in public.
•Ron Paul is the only Republican candidate who would not have gone to war with Nazi Germany to "save the Jews".
•Only Ron Paul thinks accepting money from Stormfront is a good idea.
•Ron Paul is the only Republican candidate that had his own moonbat newsletter that claimed Mossad bombed the World Trade Center in 1993 and the federal government created the AIDS virus.
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Your move, Paultards....No, really. It's your move. Put down the bongs already.
Blah, blah, blah.
What did RuPaul do to fix anything ? What great accomplishments have his name on them ?
Spare me the Paultardpropaganda. I’ve seen it all.
There’s also the little matter of RuPaul wanting to surrender to the Islamo-Nazis.
“Ok, let’s discuss how RuPaul thinks Mossad bombed the World Trade Center in 1993.”
OK, I’m willing, but you’ve got to give me some background. I’ve never run into this before.
What’s the charge? What does Ron Paul say about it?
Hey, I don’t know what time it is where you are, but it’s 12:30 AM or about here, and I’ve got to get to bed. I’ll respond to your responses tomorrow afternoon after church.
So long, and good night. Thank you for the good exchanges!
“Ron Paul suggested the Jews were behind the 1993 World Trade Center bombings.
The New Republic reported, via RedState:
One of the more insane claims in Ron Paul’s newsletters was that the Israelis were behind the WTC bombings in 1993:
‘Whether [the 1993 World Trade Center bombing] was a setup by the Israeli Mossad, as a Jewish friend of mine suspects, or was truly a retaliation by the Islamic fundamentalists, matters little.’ “
-—One of the more insane claims in Ron Paul’s newsletters was that the Israelis were behind the WTC bombings in 1993:
‘Whether [the 1993 World Trade Center bombing] was a setup by the Israeli Mossad, as a Jewish friend of mine suspects, or was truly a retaliation by the Islamic fundamentalists, matters little.’-—
That’s not a claim.
RON PAUL SUPPORTER PRIMER:
#1. Be Arrogant
#2. Be Condescending
#3. Be self-important
#4. Be self-righteous
#5. Tout your superior intellect to help overcome your lack of self-confidence (see numbers 1, 2, 3 and 4 then go straight to #15).
#6. Give slippery rhetorical answers to straight questions
#7. Hide/Ignore or spin Ron Paul’s congressional record of 23 Years in Congress, creating 620 bills of which 4 made it to the floor and only one became law.
#8. When cornered and have no truthful or direct response, spout angry, non-topic rhetoric as an answer, then see #19.
#9. Hide your democrat voting status from the public & pretend you’re a republican.
#10. Blame everyone else, never take credit for a problems like Barrack Obama because we are closet Ultra-Liberals
#11. Berate and/or belittle your opponent whenever losing an argument, then see #19
#12. Blame America for the world hating the US and act like an Arab Psychiatrist/Pathologist when promoting the 9/11 Jihad conspiracy.
#13. Be courteous and direct others to their local cable or satellite channel that carries reruns of Conspiracy theory with Jesse “You deserve to lose a few” Ventura.
#14. Copy and paste data from whatever unreliable source you can find to try and validate your argument.
#15. Avoid/ignore any or all valid retort or facts that invalidate your agenda at all costs or whenever possible. (Go back to #6)
#16. Create a fictitious Facebook persona to hide your true identity like our Anarchist/OWS cousins.
#17. Make cowardly drive-by hit and run comment and/or “like” a fellow Paulbot’s hit and run comment.
#18. Bait adversaries by commenting/posting irrelevant points and/or points you were making during your last debate with someone totally different on another topic all together without looking like you are arguing with yourself. Try to avoid looking foolish at all costs.
#19. Scurry over to your nearest Ron Paul thread and alert other bots to join you and that you require assistance because you’re losing your delusional Liberal arguments. Then medicate, repeat, put on your drool bib and go back to marching in the paper slipper brigade.
#20. Follow #18 and 19 to the letter, then surround your opponent and take cheap pot-shots from your behind your fictitious Facebook persona (See #9 and #16).
#21. Before debating, avoid getting fecal matter in or behind your ears when removing your head from your rectum. This will be particularly useful when listening to CD’s of “Dr” Paul in your Toyota Prius.
#22. When casting your ballot for “Dr” Paul during online polls, remember to clear your cookies then repeat. Do this as many times as your fingers will allow or until the next episode of Colbert Reports, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, or your Mother calls down to the basement stairs to tell you that “dinner is ready”.
You left out a few truths:
Ron Paul is the ONLY Republican (usurper) who endorsed Green Party/3rd Party Communist Cynthia McKinney for the presidency instead of the GOP candidate for president in 2008.
Ron Paul is the ONLY Republican who claims militant Islam exists because we are “over there”.
Only Ron Paul and his Mob Zombies can claim he is a non-interventionist when he is an avowed Pacifist.
Only Ron Paul can run as a Republican after denouncing the party and run as a Libertarian for the presidency and claim to be a Conservative and have his minions redefine what a Conservative means.
Only Ron Paul can condemn Ronald Reagan and then claim his mantle of Conservatism.
Only Ron Paul can run as a Republican and be to the LEFT of Barrack Hussein NerObama.
And, I will add - that ONLY RON PAUL and his sycophantic worshipping Mob Zombies are more dangerous to our lives than Barrack Hussein Obama.
That’s not a claim.
you will have a hard time getting a response
that addresses your question, a lot of these guys would rather call you names than have an honest debate
We’re not interested in having an “honest debate” with people who are not interested in an ‘honest debate’ unless that means supporting your political messiah.
We’ve seen this same tactic used by the Obama drones, who assert that those who oppose what Obama had written, said or is actually doing, with “not being interested in an honest debate outside of name-calling”. That’s pure crap - and fits the same tactic of those who scream “Ad Hominem” every other sentence when the facts are presented that paint their political saviors in an unfavorable light.
It truly is amazing how similar in style, tactic and substance the Mob Zombies for Ron Paul are with the Obama/Union Drones.
That is awesome!!!!! Great post, Sarge!
+1 , fellow anti-Paulist!
+1 Indeed!
Not one Paulbot who’s shown up has made any attempt to dispute any fact I’ve presented. Not one.
If I may ask, “Alan”, who might you be rooting for in this little primary we’re having? It seems as if all of the other anti-Paul spammers back away from this question, so if you answer I’ll be happy to give you credit for being the first.
Gee, since you asked ever so politely..... /sarc
Gingrich, Santorum, and Perry. I don’t care which one wins as long as Tehran Paul and Mitt Commie don’t get the nod.
Opposition to Jew hater Ron Paul isn’t “spamming”. It’s the prevailing view here on FR and the vast majority o the Conservative Movement.
We surround you, it’s not, nor has it ever been, the other way around.
If you’re unhappy with my tone or my attitude when it comes to Homosexual Agenda Pushing Paul, too bad. I could care less.
To paraphrase Jim Robinson:
“All of Ron Paul’s flaming antiwar spammonkeys can KMA!”
Gingrich, Santorum, and Perry. I don’t care which one wins as long as Tehran Paul and Mitt Commie don’t get the nod.
Loser, Loser and Loser. Bad bunch we're stuck we're to. Who are you rooting for in the NFC game today?
Mayor of Crazy Town
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