[rdcbn]

“Iran, North Korea, Cuba, Venezuela, these countries are tiny compared to the Soviet Union. They don't pose a serious threat to us the way the Soviet Union posed a threat to us,” Obama said.

Thank you Obama for enlightening us all that we only need to worry about nuclear tipped ICBMS launched from sufficiently large countries.

Boy, and I was so worried all those years about all the tiny nuclear missile submarines that are less than a city block long and less than 100 feet in diameter. I feel like a complete idiot

I feel so much safer now. Our president is such a genius, and so are the people who voted him into office.

[Waverunner]

It's because everythings going okay so far...