Please tell me this is a hoax?
Recently my wife and I were visiting next door when an exterior door opened setting off our alarm. S.O.showed up, noticed the open door, entered the home fearing some kind of problem, searched about for a medical or incapacitated resident finding none they spotted us next door. The deputy was more than polite explaining exactly why he entered our residence and of course I had no problem with his doing the job he did. Somehow that does not compute with this ridicules potential regulation in Garland where it seems they can enter for any reason day or night.
That night, not thinking (also a lil under from anesthetic), he sets the alarm and the motion detectors inside.
Well, I get up, walk to the Lou...{{{{Wee wong wee wong wee wong}}}} Scared the living you know what outta me!
Next thing I know, a knock on the door, then another, then louder.....
So, all discombobulated, no shirt, I open the door to the officer. To my surprise, it was this really really cute, blonde headed, kinda petite female officer.
CRAP!!!
In a firm but mousy lil voice, she asks if everything was alright.
CRAP!!!
So much for the, yea everythings fine (explanation...)
Hey, how bout you and I....
Just kidding, just kidding.....well not really.