Ha! Unlike my hypochondriacal, Medicare-loving relatives, I haven’t been to a doctor in 30 years! Try hunting my records down, fools!
(I know, I know, I may be dead in 5 years but I go with a smile having beat the commie rats in Washington.)
So, have you ever thought you might be suffering from depression? Ever worried if your alcohol use may be out of control? Don’t confide in your doctor seeking advice anymore. Not if you ever want a gun permit or don’t want to find yourself on a multitude of other similar “watch” lists.
And here I thought those emanations of the penumbras granted me a right to privacy. Hmm, guess not.
Let the outlawing of abortion begin!
I’ve yet to have a doctor solve any ailment.
An aquaintance, who voted for Hussein and never pay their bills, signed up for free meds and has gotten nearly $10k already this month and is trying to get on disability so I expect them to work long enough to get unemployment and then file for SSI. They and another aquaintance already on SSI always seem to go everywhere and blow money left and right. Another guy has a handicapped motorcycle tag despite the fact his job requires him to be physically fit. Obviously, I’m doing something wrong.
Same here. I can’t remember the last time I went to the doctor. I guess I’ll be dying with a smile right along with ya!
Son a a bitch damn near killed me. I figure if I'm going to die I don't need to pay somebody to help me do it.
LOL!
I go to the doctor every year for a check up. I am 71 and he hasn’t found anything wrong yet.