I'm still here, still pro-Constitution, pro-America, still anti-corruption.
I once had like-minded friends, but both of them drifted away some time ago.
People skills is hard work.
You compliment a friend on their moustache ...
... and she drops you off her Friends list forever.
I volunteer to continue being your friend. I know it’s a hard job and I don’t have a moustache, but someone has to do it. Might as well be me.