[kitkat]

“I’m sorry, but you can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear.”

Gee, that’s brilliant. Did you think that up all by yourself? Stick around, Noobie, maybe you’ll learn something.

[NakedRampage]

I did not think it up by myself, actually. I joined a focus groups and we spent several hours a day for a year or so trying different combinations of words to get it juuust right.

Being you seem too ignorant to recognize a saying your grandmother employed, I'll leave you with the above explanation.

Be advised, I have to get to class now. I shall not be posting again for several hours (and I know you'll miss me.)