“We are legion.”
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Top Ten Reasons Legion Will Attend the Day of Rage
10. Rage: it’s what We do.
9. It’s a great place to meet succubi.
8. We know they’ll have a hell of a band.
7. “Dudes! I can’t make it. My Anti-Chrysler’s been re-possessed.” Beelzebubba
6. Give us what We want and ... We’ll be back next week with more demands.
5. Pigs. Hippies. We think We preferred swine, but whatcha gonna do. Will there be snacks? Who planned ...
4. We’ll be there as soon as We clean up our room. Dad said so.
3. Hell, hell the gang’s all here.
2. We don’t have anything else to do.
and the #1. reason
1. These are Our people.
I’m almost embarrassed for them.