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Police Warn Against Resisting Flash Mobs
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 27 Aug 2011 | John Semmens

Posted on 08/29/2011 9:35:07 AM PDT by John Semmens

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To: John Semmens
"semi-satire"

What part's the satire?

41 posted on 08/29/2011 10:07:23 AM PDT by from occupied ga (your own government is your most dangerous enemy)
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To: John Semmens
This is one of the reasons the the Second Amendment exists. And it is solution to putting an end to such "tyranny".
42 posted on 08/29/2011 10:08:53 AM PDT by oyez ( America is being pimped.)
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To: Grunthor

You can probably “hear” me yelling it, too! John definitely got me!!


43 posted on 08/29/2011 10:11:44 AM PDT by momtothree
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To: momtothree

Yeah, he used to get me too but now when I see his handle....I know.


44 posted on 08/29/2011 10:13:03 AM PDT by Grunthor (In order; Perry, Palin. None of the rest matter 'til the general)
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To: momtothree
What do I win? I mean besides my blood pressure coming back to a normal range?

A free golf outing this coming weekend with “The One” at the Fort Belvoir golf course.:-)

45 posted on 08/29/2011 10:14:30 AM PDT by OldMissileer (Atlas, Titan, Minuteman, PK. Winners of the Cold War)
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To: Grunthor

I am trying to think if I posted on an article of his before? Have I posted “outrage” like a hundred times and just realized his articles are satire? (if so, I am going to go take a walk or something in complete shame).


46 posted on 08/29/2011 10:17:27 AM PDT by momtothree
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To: OldMissileer

Anything but THAT!!! Torture, lashings, walking the plank... anything but a golf outing with the “One”. LOL!


47 posted on 08/29/2011 10:22:46 AM PDT by momtothree
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To: John Semmens

You almost got me that time. I was sure it was real until I looked at the source.

The hardest part about satirizing liberals is coming up with something stupid and ridiculous before one of them actually says it.


48 posted on 08/29/2011 10:23:32 AM PDT by kennedy (No relation to those other Kennedys.)
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To: John Semmens

When the citizens fear criminals, you get crap like this. When criminals fear the citizens, you don’t get crap like this.

Sorry but the Police are out of line here. We as a nation have to stop fearing criminals, stop pandering to them, and stop coddling them. Make criminals scared of committing crimes and the crime rate goes down. As it stands now, the criminals have no reason to fear breaking the law.


49 posted on 08/29/2011 10:25:44 AM PDT by BCR #226 (02/07 SOT www.extremefirepower.com...The BS stops when the hammer drops.)
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To: DBrow; All

Here is the real article from Darby, PA:

Cops Fear Violence Against Flash Mobs

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2768036/posts


50 posted on 08/29/2011 10:25:59 AM PDT by marktwain (In an age of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.)
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To: momtothree; John Semmens

John’s good, he still gets me every once in awhile. Now I have a minute I’ll tell everyone ‘muh story’. John got me a couple of times early on but I wised up quick.

One day though I was in a hurry and didn’t look close. He had posted an especially good one, and it REALLY ticked me off. Soooo I started off on this rant and got up to 4 paragraphs, and was rollin’ pretty good.

Went back to the article to copy and paste a quote, and it was at that time I checked to see who did the article. After seeing it was John I knew I’d been had, and erasing everything I wrote, I posted ‘DAMN YOU JOHN, DAMN YOU!!!!’

He’s almost got me again even after that. His stuff is one of the things that makes FR fun - once you get past the shame.


51 posted on 08/29/2011 10:29:54 AM PDT by Free Vulcan (Obama/Biden '12: No hope and chump change.)
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To: Free Vulcan

That is hysterical, Free Vulcan! While typing out my FURY, I was doing some yelling as well! He does make FR fun!


52 posted on 08/29/2011 10:57:41 AM PDT by momtothree
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To: John Semmens
John you definitely have a talent for capturing that special liberal nuttiness. Humor is the truth stretched just a little bit.

Very good satire.

53 posted on 08/29/2011 11:06:54 AM PDT by wintertime (I am a Constitutional Restorationist!!! Yes!)
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To: momtothree

[ I DO NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY! The police admit they are helpless to stop these mobs and then suggest if you do get hurt or you place is trashed... that’s what insurance is for?! Are you serious? So, “don’t resist” means accept what? Rape, a beating, murder... it’s okay, that’s what life insurance is for? ]

If you have life insurance you should let yourself get murdered?

Well if Life Insurance meant they could bring you back to life.....

But it can’t....


54 posted on 08/29/2011 11:47:30 AM PDT by GraceG
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To: John Semmens
Police Warn Against Resisting Flash Mobs

I looked at that title and thought "Winning The Future" is this about - but then looked at the source. Good one John. Bet you caught a few "fish" with this one.

55 posted on 08/29/2011 12:07:02 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Dear God, please let it rain in Texas. Amen.)
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To: Free Vulcan; momtothree; John Semmens
John’s good, he still gets me every once in awhile.

Same here for a long time, but I've realized to check the source for everything in the General/Chat and Bloggers sections. momtothree, I looked to see the replies to your reply @#4, or would have told you to take the hook out of your mouth.

56 posted on 08/29/2011 12:18:56 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Dear God, please let it rain in Texas. Amen.)
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To: John Semmens

The Castle Doctrine took effect in Pennsylvania on August 26. Don’t FK with me or you will die !


57 posted on 08/29/2011 12:57:32 PM PDT by Renegade
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To: John Semmens

It is very important that you do not insert the remington high brass OO buck shot into the 12 gauge shotgun with the extended magazine... Do not activate the charging handle, ABSOLUTELY do not depress the safety button while pointing the shotgun at the flash mob !! ( very loose association with Belushi in 1941 )


58 posted on 08/29/2011 1:25:21 PM PDT by contrarian (I am shocked to discover that there is wind and rain in a hurricane)
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