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NASA Scientist: Aliens Attack Earth to Stop Global Warming!
Brian Koenig ^
| 8/19/11
| Brian Koenig
Posted on 08/19/2011 1:56:29 PM PDT by Freemarkets101
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To: Freemarkets101
I am more afraid of a massive attack by wild tooth fairies and frenzied Easter bunnies!
To: Freemarkets101
Your Global Warming is Killing us so we will kill you!
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posted on
08/19/2011 2:00:25 PM PDT
by
GraceG
To: Freemarkets101
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posted on
08/19/2011 2:00:29 PM PDT
by
vladimir998
(Sweden - one of the next Muslim countries)
To: Freemarkets101
and they work to do it cheaper, too!
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posted on
08/19/2011 2:00:40 PM PDT
by
Beowulf9
To: Beowulf9
Right. Doing the work that no earthling is willing to do.
To: Freemarkets101
Do we really pay these people a huge salary to come up with these ideas??
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posted on
08/19/2011 2:03:25 PM PDT
by
Farmer Dean
(stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
To: GraceG
No, the real cause of global warming on Mars is the introduction of SUVs into Mars' Edenic state.
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posted on
08/19/2011 2:04:47 PM PDT
by
newheart
(When does policy become treason?)
To: Freemarkets101
I live in Southern California.
They’re already here...
"ELENIN"
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posted on
08/19/2011 2:05:29 PM PDT
by
evets
(beer)
To: Beowulf9
This is what NASA has come to. I guess they have to do something to while away the days! Have to buy rides into space now, so their aint much to do at the ole Cape!
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posted on
08/19/2011 2:07:56 PM PDT
by
Empireoftheatom48
(Tag line under construction, please mind the gap!!)
To: Freemarkets101
I happen to know that what the space aliens fear most are the gaseous emissions caused by the food that we eat. To keep them at bay we must ear more foods that cause flatulence. Lay into those beans and peas Freepers. We must keep these Martians at bay. And for heaven’s sake, protect your Slim Whitman recordings.
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posted on
08/19/2011 2:08:21 PM PDT
by
davisfh
(Islam is a mental illness with global social consequences)
To: Freemarkets101
WOW ! This movie is going be a total flop
To: Freemarkets101
A new study, conducted by a NASA "scientist," is making headlines as it claims we need to ease global warming before environmental extremist aliens attack and kill all of mankind to save the planet from the wrath of greenhouse gas emissions. The aliens have actually been here for a while, and the are surprisingly friendly.
In fact, haven't we already decoded the title of one of their books?...
TO SERVE MAN.
.
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posted on
08/19/2011 2:10:20 PM PDT
by
Seaplaner
(Never give in. Never give in. Never...except to convictions of honour and good sense. W. Churchill)
To: Freemarkets101
Wow! sounds like NASA is in need of further budget “reform”.
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posted on
08/19/2011 2:11:43 PM PDT
by
e_castillo
(Drill here drill now...)
To: golf lover
I am more afraid of a massive attack by wild tooth fairies and frenzied Easter bunnies! Don't laugh! Those things really ARE out to destroy earth. If weird outer space creatures don't get us first!
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posted on
08/19/2011 2:12:06 PM PDT
by
FreeKeys
("Apologies if that caused you to spew coffee on your keyboard." -- James Taranto)
To: Freemarkets101; SunkenCiv; All
Surely this was someone’s idea of a joke. SC - Catastrophism? ;-)
To: Freemarkets101
That NASA "scientist" is either having fun at our expense, or is not a scientist at all. Otherwise, if he is serious, he probably has some thoughts, in the form of a song floating around in his head, like: They're coming to take me away, ha, ha, they're coming to take me away, ha, ha, hee, hee, ho, ho, to the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time...
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posted on
08/19/2011 2:16:47 PM PDT
by
adorno
To: Freemarkets101
How about they kill the idiots who believe that CO2, which constitutes only 0.038% of the earths atmosphere (which you can literally call zero point zero), could do absolutely anything when it comes to temperature? CO2 is responsible for the earths temp rise as much as Bush is responsible for Obama screwing up. But they believe that as well don’t they?
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posted on
08/19/2011 2:19:05 PM PDT
by
GrandJediMasterYoda
(Mark Halperin - Learned the hard way what happens when you speak the truth on PMSNBC.)
To: FreeKeys
Seriously, I have been interested in the possibility of alien civilizations contacting us ever since I started reading science fiction in my early teens.
30 years ago, serious scientists thought this was a serious possibility. Today the thinking seems to have shifted. There may be alien civilizations out there some where, but they are probably extremely rare. We may be the only civilization in our galaxy.
Also, it may be that it is impossible to travel faster than light. That is what Einstein said. Since then there have been some other theories, but faster than light travel is really a device for science fiction and it very well may be impossible. The nearest star is only 4 light years away, but the nearest civilization may be many thousands of light years away, or if it is in another galaxy, millions of light years away.
I would bet big money at long odds that there is no alien contact in my life time.
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posted on
08/19/2011 2:22:06 PM PDT
by
RonBush
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