What philosophical criteria did you use in “choosing our models” - which of these ‘equivalent’ models do you think accurately reflects reality?
The Earth goes around the Sun.
The Sun goes around the Earth.
Which one?
Cut and paste again because you are too embarrassed to say?
I would be also.
It is embarrassing!
No need to be ashamed.
No need to insist on models that are not applicable.
But why stop now?