As an alternative to Nooks/Kindles, perhaps Obama should lash out at that enemy of the proletariat, that threatens our economy, Obamacare, Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid.
Not Nooks and Kindles, but Noodles! Yes, those insidious pastafarian delights, be they Italian or Chinese, they are undermining the very fabric of our society, and only by spending TRILLIONS more on “antinoodle education” via SEIU and Planned Parenthood, is there any hope of eradicating this dire threat.