[MWS]

As a liberal, Jew, and lesbian, Supreme Court Justice Elena Kagan would face three capital counts against her in a Sharia court of law.

Lesbian? That's news to me.

I always just assumed she was an ugly man in drag. Strangely enough, I've also been under the impression that IS one of the few things acceptable under shariah...

[JerseyDvl]

I am convinced it is really Kevin Jameson in drag. If you pay close attention you’ll notice that Kagan and the “King of Queens” are never in the same place at the same time.