How can Poor Deluded Pitt remember America when he never knew what it was?
You know...I've been thinking something along the same lines. It's funny how these DUmmies remember some bye-gone America...and identify themselves with the founding fathers.
How absoletely delusional. I really hope some are lurking on the DUmmie Funny thread right now...because I have a message for you:
Our Founding Fathers and Americans gone bye had absolutely NOTHING in common with you. Imagine this if you will, DUmmy: You all meet in a Tavern. You...the DUmmy...and the Founding Fathers...and some other Great Americans down throughout our History. You would have talked about "FREEDOM!" and they would have talked about "FREEDOM!" And they might have raised a pint of Ale to you. Then you might have said 'YEs! Freedom! A country where a Man and another MAN can express their love for each other!"
And Franklin's pint of Ale would have come crashing to the ground...he would have looked at Madison...and Madison would have glanced at the group from 1930...and they in turn would have looked at that rag tag bunch from the 1860's...as they collectively lost their lunch.
And then DUmmy...they would have said..."NO...FReedom from the GOVERNMENT'S RULE over our LIVES! BUT not from GOD's rule over our lives!"
Then you would have said..."NO wait...you said Freedom from religion...that's in the constitution. It's the 1st amendment. Don't you agree we can't have praying and bibles and stuff in public? Isn't that what you all fought for?
Then Washington stands and says "No you dolt....it's freedom OF religion...not FROM it...as he draws his side arm. With that...William Rivers Pitt Screams "HEY!!! You can't have that in here...you're a private citizen! You wrote it in the constitution that only the state militia's could have weapons...NOT citizens!!!
And with that...EVERY signer of the Declaration of Independance and the Constitution...and the rest of the Party of Historic Americans...from the War of 1812...The Civil War...and on down to the 1950's looked at each other...then let out a laugh so hard that beer flew out their noses.
As the Dummies were tossed out the bar...they looked at each other and said "BUT...But...But....I coulda swore that we were just like them!?!?"
And you know what...I really think they believe it too.